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The do’s and don’ts of sex.. and phone sex of course.

1. A man who hopes to get some should dress (or undress) for the part.

2.  A gentleman is never intentionally rude, unless that’s what his lady wants!

3. A gentleman stays away from too much alcohol before getting down to business.

4. A gentleman does not call with the intention of making prank calls or making a fool of himself

5. A gentleman knows that there is no such thing as Free Phone Sex

6. A gentleman doesn’t talk about past sexual exploits unless his lady wants to know

7.  A gentleman behaves exquisitely even during explicit sex

8. A gentleman pays full attention to his phone sex lady

9. A gentleman does not shout or behalves rudely unless specifically asked to do so

10. A gentleman always compliments his lady

11. A gentleman is interested in asking what his lady likes in sex

12. A gentleman makes every effort to give is lady as much pleasure as he can

13. A gentleman is honest about his fantasies

14. A gentleman doesn’t ask for a phone sex price reduction

Phone sex is all about fantasy and roleplay.  The above rules were done with cheeks in tongue, so to speak, until something of more substantial can pass my lips if you know what I mean.

Something long and fat, 5 inch or more, enough of it to have a hold off, and hard enough that I can feel it inside of me when the heavy pounding starts.

As for the owners of the tiny ones, well, we can talk about yours too, and of course enjoy that you don’t quite measure up to the real men.

I work as a waitress in a gentlemen’s bar.  My job is to keep the customers happy and ensure that they order all the booze they can get and obviously pay for.  Being a student as I am, I need all the money I can get, and when the joint’s owner told me I had to dress all sexy for to get the job, I agreed.…

Note: Cross posted from Phone Sex Sluts.

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“I want the ultimate phone sex experience” is what Johnny told me before committing to paying for the call.  I usually don’t go for that kind of deal but the man had a sexy voice and sounded friendly so I offered him instead a full money back guarantee in case he didn’t like what I had to offer.  (same deal as for every one else by the way, just like that insurance ad on TV which is progressive by all accounts.)

“If you are looking to share your secret fantasies and be honest with me about what turns you on, then I promise you by that the time I am done with you, you will wish you had gotten hold of my phone number much earlier than today!”  was the second thing I told him.

And thus began a phone “relationship” that has endured for the past 6 years, during which this particular caller and I have had regular sex at least twice a week!

The other night, when he was “done” with one of his usual very explosive orgasms and we were chatting a little about other things than sex I asked him if he still called other services.

“You want to know if I call your competitors” he replied half jokingly and “yes” I said, I always try to find out how I can improve my  services by asking what my callers thing about other phone sex ladies they may be calling in addition to me or my girls.

“You don’t need to worry” was his answer.  I would say that out of every 20 calls I make to you, I make 1 or 2 to other girls and at the end of every one of these “outside” calls, I wish I had never dialed their number in the first place.  I always promise myself never to call anybody else than you, but then I see a particularly good ad, with the picture of a gorgeous babe and the promise of the best phone sex ever, only to come away from that call my balls empty but my dick still hard for action.  This is why you are the girl for me baby!”

Which goes to show: When it comes to phone sex, I am your girl!

I have an active imagination.  Working for a phone sex hotline, anything else would be a waste of time of course, but in my case, most of the fantasies that I am called up to enact for my callers have been part of my own dreams, my own desires, my own…  “if only…”

And so the idea of witnessing two men have sex with one another has always turned me on.  The following is one which never fails to make me come.

He is sitting in the gym dressing room.  After an hour of heavy lifting, his muscles are a bit sore and all he can do right now is just sit there and catch some of his energy back.  He has just had a shower and is naked.  Gorgeously naked.  He knows he is beautiful and plays on that knowledge.  That he attracts both men and women doesn’t seem to phase him.

He is sitting there, absently wiping the water of his dripping body and his dick dangles in between his legs.  His is not an ordinary looking penis.  He is huge, and hangs lower than the half point of his thighs.  He puts his towel on his cock and feels the familiarity of the reaction.

He is not the only one who is aware of what his doing.  Across him, to his left, there is another man, naked as well, his eyes planted on what the towel is attempting to hide.

When he thinks he is finally dry, he removes the towel away from his penis, and there it stands, straight up, like a rod, immense, powerful, gorged.

His balls, perfectly round are full and ready..

And now the other man gets up and I watch him move towards the dick.  He doesn’t say a word.  Just kneels there and lowers his head.  When his lips open to let the head pass through, I cannot hold myself anymore and I take my pants off.  My pussy is dripping wet and I use in middle finger to tease my clit, in a round circular movement that serves me so well.

I watch as an all out blow job is being played out in front of my eyes.  I am mesmerized by the size of the cock and wonder I could could accommodate him.  He my pussy can stretch that much to let this monster cock in.

And as I think these thoughts, the cock sucker is told to turn around and I watch as the cock is positioned against the other man’s ass, poking him teasingly.

There is a smile on the big man’s face and I say that I hope he is not going to fuck the other guy dry.

But he does..  Inch by inch

Just before the recession, I bought a new car.  I had a model in mind and had been dreaming about this car ever since I left college and now that I finally had the means to go after that dreams I set upon finding the best deal for myself.  My quest started with the Sunday paper where I came across an ad which quoted a price I thought I could live with.  I remember exactly that day.  I picked up the paper bright an early on that Sunday, a good 3 hours before the dealership opened.  I got to the dealership well before opening time and there it was, the advertised car with the sticker price that looked so promising.  I was litteraly trembling with excitment.  As the doors opened, I was the first customer to walk in.  Actually it was so early that I was the only customer to walk in.  I went straight to a sales man and told him that car with the special offer, I want it, and I don’t even need financing to buy it.  “Sorry mam, it’s already been sold!” was the answer.

He didn’t have to look or anything, he knew that in fact that car had never been available at the special price on the ad.  It’s called baiting the customer to walk into the store.  Sounds familiar?

So what has all this got to do with phone sex?  A whole lot actually.  Tough the sums are different, the principle is the same and if you have browsed for cheap phone she, then you will know exactly what I mean.

You will have seen the ridiculous offers for live phone sex (heck I am looking at one right now for 25 cents per minute) and when you call that particular company, you realize that as it is, that price is not available.  It’s got so many strings attached that by the time you actually get to speak to a woman one on one, 25 cents will only cover the price of the paper towel to clean your self up (if you are lucky) and as for the price of the actual call, the reality will be that you have ended up paying so much more.

So there you have it.  No such deception when you call our line.  What you see is what you get and we even make you an offer of free phone sex included in the deal.

Ah… And we are way, way, way much better than all the other girls!

Hello there..  My name is Clary and this the very post of our brand new phone sex blog.

With so many blogs out there and recycled content that gets spread between untold number of them, it is sometimes difficult to find relevant information that is pertinent to phone sex.

Of course, hidden in some of these posts lie some good articles, thoughtfully written and adding value the the overall nature of these private networks.

However by in large, the quality just isn’t there, not in the originality of content, neither in the quality of the services provided.  When a company becomes so large that literally hundreds of operators work the lines, it is difficult if not impossible to maintain a level of professionalism that customers like.  The sheer number of calls hides these shortcomings but if you are one to those callers who feels has been taken for a ride, you are usually on your own.

In addition, in spite of ads which highlight rates that cannot possible hold true (more on this later) what you end up paying for these sessions is a whole lot different than what you were told.

If you were to choose between any of the above services where you are just one amongst thousands who gets fed a few groans and moans and not much else, at a price that is anything but cheap, or a smaller company with fewer operators but in sufficient numbers to offer availabiliy any time of the day or night, day after day, and week after week, and thus be ensured of a truly personalized service tailored to your needs, and if the pricing policy of that company was open and well defined, who would you choose?

But…  Sex harmony of course where phone sex is more than dating!