14 Rules Of Phone Sex

The do’s and don’ts of sex.. and phone sex of course.

1. A man who hopes to get some should dress (or undress) for the part.

2.  A gentleman is never intentionally rude, unless that’s what his lady wants!

3. A gentleman stays away from too much alcohol before getting down to business.

4. A gentleman does not call with the intention of making prank calls or making a fool of himself

5. A gentleman knows that there is no such thing as Free Phone Sex

6. A gentleman doesn’t talk about past sexual exploits unless his lady wants to know

7.  A gentleman behaves exquisitely even during explicit sex

8. A gentleman pays full attention to his phone sex lady

9. A gentleman does not shout or behalves rudely unless specifically asked to do so

10. A gentleman always compliments his lady

11. A gentleman is interested in asking what his lady likes in sex

12. A gentleman makes every effort to give is lady as much pleasure as he can

13. A gentleman is honest about his fantasies

14. A gentleman doesn’t ask for a phone sex price reduction

Phone sex is all about fantasy and roleplay.  The above rules were done with cheeks in tongue, so to speak, until something of more substantial can pass my lips if you know what I mean.

Something long and fat, 5 inch or more, enough of it to have a hold off, and hard enough that I can feel it inside of me when the heavy pounding starts.

As for the owners of the tiny ones, well, we can talk about yours too, and of course enjoy that you don’t quite measure up to the real men.