Is Cheap Phone Sex Really Cheap?

Just before the recession, I bought a new car.  I had a model in mind and had been dreaming about this car ever since I left college and now that I finally had the means to go after that dreams I set upon finding the best deal for myself.  My quest started with the Sunday paper where I came across an ad which quoted a price I thought I could live with.  I remember exactly that day.  I picked up the paper bright an early on that Sunday, a good 3 hours before the dealership opened.  I got to the dealership well before opening time and there it was, the advertised car with the sticker price that looked so promising.  I was litteraly trembling with excitment.  As the doors opened, I was the first customer to walk in.  Actually it was so early that I was the only customer to walk in.  I went straight to a sales man and told him that car with the special offer, I want it, and I don’t even need financing to buy it.  “Sorry mam, it’s already been sold!” was the answer.

He didn’t have to look or anything, he knew that in fact that car had never been available at the special price on the ad.  It’s called baiting the customer to walk into the store.  Sounds familiar?

So what has all this got to do with phone sex?  A whole lot actually.  Tough the sums are different, the principle is the same and if you have browsed for cheap phone she, then you will know exactly what I mean.

You will have seen the ridiculous offers for live phone sex (heck I am looking at one right now for 25 cents per minute) and when you call that particular company, you realize that as it is, that price is not available.  It’s got so many strings attached that by the time you actually get to speak to a woman one on one, 25 cents will only cover the price of the paper towel to clean your self up (if you are lucky) and as for the price of the actual call, the reality will be that you have ended up paying so much more.

So there you have it.  No such deception when you call our line.  What you see is what you get and we even make you an offer of free phone sex included in the deal.

Ah… And we are way, way, way much better than all the other girls!