{"id":12,"date":"2010-07-30T15:22:22","date_gmt":"2010-07-30T15:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/?p=12"},"modified":"2010-07-30T15:22:22","modified_gmt":"2010-07-30T15:22:22","slug":"the-ultimate-phone-sex-experience","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"The Ultimate Phone Sex Experience"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u201cI want the ultimate phone sex experience\u201d<\/strong> is what Johnny told me before committing to paying for the call.&#160; I usually don\u2019t go for that kind of deal but the man had a sexy voice and sounded friendly so I offered him instead a full money back guarantee in case he didn\u2019t like what I had to offer.&#160; (same deal as for every one else by the way, just like that insurance ad on TV which is progressive by all accounts.)<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>If you are looking to share your secret fantasies and be honest with me about what turns you on, then I promise you by that the time I am done with you, you will wish you had gotten hold of my phone number much earlier than today!\u201d<\/strong>&#160; was the second thing I told him.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"girl-with-a-phone\" border=\"0\" alt=\"girl-with-a-phone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/girlwithaphone.jpg\" width=\"404\" height=\"272\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>And thus began a phone \u201crelationship\u201d that has endured for the past 6 years, during which this particular caller and I have had regular sex at least twice a week!<\/p>\n<p>The other night, when he was \u201cdone\u201d with one of his usual very explosive orgasms and we were chatting a little about other things than sex I asked him if he still called other services.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou want to know if I call your competitors\u201d he replied half jokingly and \u201cyes\u201d I said, I always try to find out how I can improve my&#160; services by asking what my callers thing about other phone sex ladies they may be calling in addition to me or my girls.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t need to worry\u201d was his answer.&#160; I would say that out of every 20 calls I make to you, I make 1 or 2 to other girls and at the end of every one of these \u201coutside\u201d calls, I wish I had never dialed their number in the first place.&#160; I always promise myself never to call anybody else than you, but then I see a particularly good ad, with the picture of a gorgeous babe and the promise of the best phone sex ever, only to come away from that call my balls empty but my dick still hard for action.&#160; This is why you are the girl for me baby!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Which goes to show: <em>When it comes to phone sex, I am your girl!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI want the ultimate phone sex experience\u201d is what Johnny told me before committing to paying for the call.&#160; I usually don\u2019t go for that kind of deal but the man had a sexy voice and sounded friendly so I offered him instead a full money back guarantee in case he didn\u2019t like what I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phone-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sex-harmony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}